Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Sweet Dreams

Have you ever come in your sleep?  Somehow I imagine men are more likely to respond yes to this.

I have.  I think five or six times in my life, once being a few days ago.

It's such a strange sensation, in that its like orgasming in normal conscious life but completely different at the same time. The main difference is that I know I'm dreaming and I can often push the fantasy forward, creating elements in the dream that I know will turn me on even more.  For this reason, I am more in control of the orgasms I have as I can conjure up whatever sexual fantasies will do the business.

When I had my first dream-gasm, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend of three years.  His reaction was not as I'd expected.  I thought it would be 'Awesome, I can't believe my girlfriend can orgasm in her sleep.'  However, I was instead met with 'Oh, so I guess you don't need me now then.'  I had to kindly, but firmly remind him that one dream-gasm in 18 years was hardly going to keep me satisfied.

Having said that, they have become more frequent.  The second one was three years later and the last few have been a little over six months apart.  I'm not entirely sure if they are becoming more frequent, because, as I'm getting older I am getting randier (very plausible and possible) or maybe as time goes on, I'm accepting my sexuality.

The one I had the other night, came (no pun intended) as a result of have a number of sexual dreams throughout the night.  They mostly featured men, which I am sure a sleep therapist will assure me "is my subconscious telling me I'm missing cock" or some such.  But ho- hum, even if I am, I am quite happy missing it for the time being thank you.  I do however, sleep so much more soundly post orgasm, so please dream-gasm fairy, conjure up some more.

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