Sex Pest

"You have become a sex pest" my girlfriend announced.  My hands drop from her breasts and I let her continue making dinner.  This has become an increasingly regular statement of hers.

Admittedly I have become a bit of a pest of late.  We don't do it as much as we used to/ I'd like and it has started to make me anxious.  Not because I think something is wrong with the relationship, just because I've got the horn.  All the time.

Her attitude to sex is the less you get the less you want.  This seems to be the standard female reaction; out of sight out of mind.  My attitude however (or my vagina's perspective as such) is the less I get the more I want.  My girlfriend often states "your sexual attitude is more similar to a man then a woman." Oh. Thanks.

I decided to air my woes to a friend who decided to offer me a rather interesting solution..

Her: What about doing your own dirty work?
Me: Not the same
Her: I could offer you my services..I owe you a favour for hooking me up with that girl last month
Me: Ha!  Thanks mate but not sure my girlfriend would be too thrilled about that
Her: Well you know where I am if you change your mind
Me: Thanks, your generosity never ceases to amaze me
Her: You know me, always thinking of others

The funny thing is I know she's not joking.  The lesbian community never fails to lend a helping hand.  So to speak.

With that option put to bed (ha) I decided I had to think this through. Admittedly we don't do it as much as we used to, but we still do it regularly.  So why am I becoming such a pest?  Is it something to do with age? Or am I having some sort of sexual awakening?  As a child of the tech generation, I decided the best course of action was to google it.  I found as follows..

"The age of sexual is different for everyone and can vary greatly. There are a lot of factors that have to be taken into consideration such as if you are on any sort of hormone treatment, if you have had your ovaries removed, what your natural hormone levels are, physical condition, stress, psychological issues, your attitude towards sex, etc."

That all makes sense but I want figures.  Generally, when is a woman's sexual peak?  The results I got were varied but seemed to suggest between 25-40.  Riiiight, I'm 25 this year so its likely my frustrations are set to increase further.  Great.

In short, please bear with me.  If I start humping your leg, take pity.  And sorry about the wet patch.