Sex Chat

One of my best gay friends Bee (the mate from 'A Very Interesting Test Conversation') came over at the weekend for a catch up, to share gossip about a night out with some mutual friends over the weekend and to discuss her love life.  She's been single for two years now, after being in a relationship for five and it seems she's really got into the swing of single life..

Her: I really like this new girl, the sex is good, we have alot on common and my heart flutters when I see her.  I haven't felt like this in a long time
*she checks her phone*
Me: You seeing if she's text you?
Her:  Nah my previous shag has come back on the market and ill hoping she'll text me to hook up
Me: But you were just saying about how much you like this new girl!
Her: Well the shag is in town, the new girl isn't.  More likely to get sex with the old shag, ergo I want her to text.  Priorities.  Don't tell the new girl I'm shagging someone else
Me:  Ha, why would I!  Your not officially together so you could be shagging them both at once and it would be acceptable
Her:  Yes very true. I'm also curious to see if my previous shag has got better in bed
Me: You do know curiosity killed the cat
Her: Cats have nine lives
Me: Point taken

I love my mates.  They have a habit of making things wonderfully simple.   She then proceeded to tell me she'd shagged ten people in the last two years..

Me:  You haven't shagged ten people, you've shagged eight.  I know this as you have told me in very intricate detail about each one
Her:  I know I tell you too much, however it is definitely ten
Me: *lists eight*
Her: God, you are right!
Me: You might be thinking of that Italian chick who you nearly had sex with but didn't and the couple who you had a threesome with, but the guy didn't actually touch you and you didn't touch him
Her:  Oh yes.  It disturbs me that you know this
Me: It disturbs me that you tell me
Her: OK.  If you think you are so smart, list them in order
Me: I don't have that good a memory and I do have better things to remember then who you have shagged.  Besides, alot of them overlapped
Her:  Very true.  You love hearing my stories don't you
Me:  Well I dont have any choice.  You dont even say hello, you just start a conversation with 'guess who I shagged'.  However, something eventful happens every time you shag someone, its amazing!
Her:  My pleasure equals your entertainment.  Everyone's a winner

And its really true.  If either of us have a bad day at work we will email each other, go to the pub and talk about sex.  It really cheers us up.  Having a beer and talking about sex has to be one of my favourite past times.