A Very Interesting Text Conversation

One of my mates recently made me chuckle, the conversation went like this...

Me: morning matey, how was your evening?
Bee: erm, interesting..
Me: that sounds ominous, how do you mean?
Bee: it was ok, I am in alot of pain right now.  Not sure it was worth it.
Me: why, what happened?
Bee: ah well you know Meg I was seeing, well i slept with her mate Em
Me: oh, I see.  Was Meg angry?
Bee: nah, she was fine about it but the sex with Em was bad
Me: in what way?
* no reply for 20 mins*
Bee: sorry had to go and be sick, the thought of it just makes me gag
Me: why, what was bad about it?
Bee: she erm, had bad hygiene
Me: hahaha no way!! what did you do?
Bee: i just stopped, I couldnt continue
Me: couldnt you just have suggested a sexy shower together? that would have got rid of the problem
Bee: we had just showered, this was post shower sex
Me: oh dear oh dear..

And the moral of the story?  Keep up your dating and hygiene standards.